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Petar Quaresma
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GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.03.17 23:34:00 -
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ISD is just confused like a lot of other pubbies. The reality of Eve is that whatever goons are involved with is newsworthy and everything else is pretty much garbage. Do you think people would write a NYT article about life in empire? Do you think the BBC would report on the alliance tournament? Yea right. The only reason to even report on the "Band of Brothers" or "KenGoku" alliance is because we're doing something to them or against them. The clueless authors at ISD cannot/refuse to come to terms with this and wish upon a star that someone else can "be" Eve Online. Sadly, Eve Online is Goonswarm.
Wake up and smell the Mochachino, ISD.
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Petar Quaresma
Caldari
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.03.17 23:53:00 -
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Edited by: Petar Quaresma on 17/03/2009 23:52:50
 Originally by: Tyrrax Thorrk
Edited by: Tyrrax Thorrk on 17/03/2009 23:50:11
non-biased news is boring, more bias the better !
but i agree, they should post more news, and not just when one side does something interesting ;O
That worked out well for Eve TV. It was so interesting to learn about the p00py pants crew wardecking the interstellar crew of friends and pals. Eve News should be a monthly newsletter at best.
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Petar Quaresma
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GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.03.19 06:14:00 -
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I'll report for your dumprag of a news organization so long as you promise not to restrict me artistically. I should be allowed to use any images or language I wish. Speak to me in game if you submit to my demands.
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Petar Quaresma
Caldari
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.04.07 07:26:00 -
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Edited by: Petar Quaresma on 07/04/2009 07:26:06
Member of Reikoku Corporation takes "Pleasant Dump"
ISD Reporter Shill Worthington
Earlier today New Eden was rocked by news of a member of Reikoku having a "pleasant dump" and "reading good news in his horoscope."
Reikoku member Surrius Bidness described the situation as "very nice" and told this ISD reporter that, according to his local paper's horoscopes, he would "face a challenge today and overcome it."
When asked what that challenge might be, Surrius replied "well, we've managed to lure The Goonsfleet into Delve and I believe this horoscope is a sign that we will be able to make them homeless." Without getting off the toilet, Surrious continued to report that "this was all part of a greater plan" and that they were "biding their time until the Goons would be destroyed."
There were rumors of a major capfleet battle somewhere in the region of Querigous, but New Eden was again rocked by news that a member of the Destructive Influence corporation doomsdayed a group of six Northern Coalition members near Lowsec. When asked about the situation, titan pilot Fat Buttes replied that "our tactics are simply superior." Wiping grease off his chin from his English breakfast, Buttes said "the fight was awesome and is an indication of our growing strength."
No other events occurred today as far as our staff are aware.
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